The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[X ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[X ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[X ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks (oh yeah. super alot.all the time haha)
So far:4
[X ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[X ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. (they have the same tune for goodness sake.)
[X ] You just tried to sing them. (i knew but i automatically ran it through anyway. goodness. haha)
So far:7
[X ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.(always. shoelaces don't stay tied for me)
[X ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far:10
[X ] You have accidentally caught something on fire (i put a heated test tube on my bio practical sheet and yeah.)
[X ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[X ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair (i'm good at sleeping haha i don't fall out like you net)
So far:13
[X ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[X ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (i have twooooooo haha)
[X ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far:18
[X ] You have eaten a bug (caterpillar)
[X ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (like looking at uni choices)
[X ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand (or on my specs, or pocket, or some purposely obvious place)
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
so far:22
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. (i reply to the people whos ent it with a list of reasons why it's dumb hahaha)
[X ] You break a lot of things. (on purpose. sometimes.)
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[X ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:25
[X ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[X ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL:27
Now count them up and put “I’ve done _27_ stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.
the title is on purpose by the way.
to demonstrate how dumb i am.
but i'm not as dumb as annette hahaha.
oh gosh, this is like the ultimate bimbo test haha.
totally spoil my reputation forever.
